by tinselworm » Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:40 pm
Oh my, this is totally me.
If I walk through a door without bashing some part of me on the frame (usually the back of my hand on the handle, which flippin' hurts!) it's a miracle. I am forever walking into the coffee table, I once bruised my little toe so badly when I walked into the end of the bath that I thought I'd broken it, and I have even been known to stub my toes on the hoover while actually using it.
I drop jars and tins when trying to put them away after shopping (thankfully, most have rolled), I have broken countless plates by banging them against the others when aiming for an empty slot in the dish drainer, and I knock cups over constantly when I try to pick them up - s*d's law dictates always when they are full of tea and on a beige carpet.
Perhaps my crowning glory though was shutting my own nose in the car door. Now, granted, it's not the smallest or most delicate of noses, but to this day I have no idea how I did it. But god alive, did it hurt!
EDS hypermobility type, dx age 40, possible POTS, fun fun fun!