My god you're all awesome!
Hannah, I love your drawings - you should publish them!
Donna, you're not alone - nothing is guaranteed to put a man off like the cry of "oh ow ow ow my hip just subluxed can we stop??"
I managed a new one just now - I've been at a friend's having my hair done, and when I got home (wanting to show it off) I did the flicky hair thing... subluxed neck, dizzy spell, and time in a heap on the floor. Whoops!